I LOVE "Clean House". Right now there's an ep of "Clean House Comes Clean" on... their "behind the scenes" show, where they show you and talk about certain families, and what happened off camera etc. Love the chemistry between Niecy Nash, Trish Suhr, Matt Iseman, and Mark Brunetz. They're terrific, always make the show fun to watch, and Mark's style is impeccable. If I had the money, I'd so have him design my place.

Anyway the amusing.

Trish to Mark: You're gay?!
Mark to Trish: I'm not gay, my boyfriend is!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!


Fabulous.

And OMG don't Google Niecy Nash. The first pictures that come up... OMG GUUUUUURRRLLLL!!!! *shocked*


Other randomness:



Liv, you're so cute. <3 this commercial just came on TV. LOL!

more graph humor and song chart memes

Just ran across this while surfing:

The Whitest Ten Seconds In "Oprah" History (so deemed by "Best Week Ever", from April 12)




OMGROFLOL!!!

Donny and the Haggis!



Found on YouTube.Donny Osmond discovers exactly what Haggis is. I still maintain that much Scottish cuisine is based on a dare, and repellent in every way. And yes, I got that from "Axe Murderer". Haha!

For those not in the know, Donny's son Brandon is correct in saying it's the sheep's insides. It's the innards of a sheep, mixed together with oatmeal, suet and spices, then boiled for an hour inside the sheep's stomach sac. Yum. NOT. I tried it once in my entire life and I'm here to tell ya. ::retching sound::

This is from the Tour Diary on the Live At Edinburgh Castle DVD. I thought it was the cutest conversation though. Just the way Donny walks off saying "That's just wrong!" cracks me up.

Just got directed to this funny MySpace profile via someone on one of my forums.

God has a MySpace. He has 186 friends. I had to chuckle to see people like Joseph, Moses, John the Baptist and yes, of course Donny Osmond among them. OMG the little video is cute, too. To the tune of Joan Osborne's "One Of Us".

And just so it's an even playing field, Satan has one, too. He, however only has 55 friends, therefore is not as popular as God. Take THAT Beelzebub! Bwahahahaha!!



And OMG.... GEE?



Seriously, WTF did Clay do to his hair? No. NOOOOO. *shakes head furiously*

I'm 80% LiveJournal!



Elite status.
You just can't help being so good.

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And for the heckuvit, my current LJ stats and habits:

Account type: Permanent Account
Date created: 2002-06-04 13:41:21
Journal entries: 1,128
Comments: Posted: 3,488 - Received: 3,183

I'm a member of 72 communities, five of those I maintain, which I catch up on through a filter.

I have 16 RSS feeds going into my journal at the moment, which, yes are filtered.

I have 95 people on my friends list which of course can fluctuate as people leave me or join me. The most I've ever had at one time was 103 I think. I never really have gone over that amount.

I also read my friends through a filter. I read those journals first then if I have the time and inclination I'll catch up with feeds then communities.

Oh the badness!

Well beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right? Though yeah some of these are pretty... um... pretty awful. Some of the commentary cracked me the hell UP.

My personal favorites are the Dwarves and Millie Jackson. Oh the bad taste! Bwahahaha!

And I object! Donny's on there! Well, maybe I don't. That is a pretty cringe inducing cover.

On Wednesday, just a little after 1 am the time and date combined will be:

01:02:03 04/05/06.

This won't ever happen again.

Unless you're in Canada (?) or the UK where the month and day is transposed then it will be May 4th for you. LOL!

As seen on PINK is the new BLOG...



That this sign has now been posted outside Cruise-azy Central, aka the Tom Cruise / Katie Holmes manse, can only mean the birth of the TomKitten is imminent.

...but be silent and make all physical movements slow and understandable...

OMG like the signs they'd post at the zoo during feeding time, no?

God help us all. RUN, Katie!

Ooops... *whispers*

Run.

Just for a lark, I went searching for songs with my name, Polly, in them. I'm not talking about children's songs like "Polly Put The Kettle On" or "Polly Wolly Doodle" either, but my name in popular / rock music lyrics. The couple I did find had pretty horrible topics! Observe.

Pretty Polly by The Byrds

(Pretty Polly, pretty Polly, you guessed it just right
I dug all your grave the better part of last night"

Then he stabbed her in her heart till her heart's blood did flow
He stabbed her in her heart till her heart's blood did flow
Down into the grave pretty Polly did go...)

Polly by Nirvana

(I've got some rope... have been told
Promise you... have been true
Let me take a ride... don't hurt yourself
Want some help...please myself...)

Hmm... so let's see... murdered in one, tortured and raped in the other. LOL!! Wow. I think the former is an old folk song, covered by many artists over the years. I've heard the Byrds version which is why I exampled that one here. The latter was based on a true news story about a 14 year old girl in Tacoma Washington who was kidnapped and subsequently raped and tortured by her abductor. She escapes by flirting with him, and he is then convinced to let her go.

I'm always on the lookout for more upbeat, happier songs with my namesake. I don't have the most common of names however, and lyrically, maybe others sound alot better. This has put me in quite a morose mood. Haha!


Meanwhile, ossie made me this. My name in the sand. Quite lovely. :)



Annnnd... a couple of new icons. Using one of them here.